A tale that spun it’s way into my head while playing way too early in the morning. Based on the actual events that took place in a “normal” game for me.
Warning: Blatant use of simself and other people’s legacy sims. Questionable content, at best, more likely it is extremely offensive and wrong.
Special Thanks to DrSupremeNerd creator of the Vetinari Dualegacy for the loan of Spider Jerusalem Vetinari